If there’s one thing you take seriously in the post, let it be the title. If you decide to take any of the following to heart, I will personally hunt you down and force you to watch endless golf shows and infomercials.
You have been warned.
How about this: since I can’t seem to think of a good topic to write about, why don’t you choose one from the list I am about to present?
(Warning: not for the lighthearted.)
(Warning #2: most of these ideas came from one friend or another.)
- How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- the importance of patience
- Spiderman
- comics
- sexyness [ha]
- spandex [I did warn you]
- banana peels [EVIL!]
- how doctors don’t want you in the medicine bottles [...I don't even know what to say about that one]
- all the childproof bullshit that even an adult can’t overcome [also evil]
- cotton [...]
- seals [the animal...I think...]
- the ps3 sucks [not my opinion! don't shoot! still an open topic though]
- halo 3 sucks..although it DOESN’T [<--- direct quote]
- cell phones and how they’re trying to pass laws that you can’t use them in cars at all
- how do penguins have sex?
- do they have ears? elephants can’t jump..or can they? (they really can’t but argue it anyway just to argue)
- cupcakes are wannabe cakes [cupcakes are better]
- whether or not different colored m&m’s have different flavors, although it’s sugar coated chocolate
- does music shorten your life [NOOOOOOOO!!!]
Ok, there’s my list.
Please don’t yell at me. I’m just a messanger.
(Blame Shadro. Even though he had nothing to do with this list.)
April 25th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
An extremely interesting list of ideas but I must dare to say just one of them is fit for random flaming in this blog of greatness and it is the topic of: cotton.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I think I am more interested in how panguins have sex. I mean, what better topic than animal fornification? I wonder if animals can