If there’s one thing you take seriously in the post, let it be the title. If you decide to take any of the following to heart, I will personally hunt you down and force you to watch endless golf shows and infomercials.

You have been warned.

How about this: since I can’t seem to think of a good topic to write about, why don’t you choose one from the list I am about to present?

(Warning: not for the lighthearted.)

(Warning #2: most of these ideas came from one friend or another.)

  1. How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  2. the importance of patience
  3. Spiderman
  4. comics
  5. sexyness [ha]
  6. spandex [I did warn you]
  7. banana peels [EVIL!]
  8. how doctors don’t want you in the medicine bottles […I don’t even know what to say about that one]
  9. all the childproof bullshit that even an adult can’t overcome [also evil]
  10. cotton […]
  11. seals [the animal…I think…]
  12. the ps3 sucks [not my opinion! don’t shoot! still an open topic though]
  13. halo 3 sucks..although it DOESN’T [<--- direct quote]
  14. cell phones and how they’re trying to pass laws that you can’t use them in cars at all
  15. how do penguins have sex?
  16. do they have ears? elephants can’t jump..or can they? (they really can’t but argue it anyway just to argue)
  17. cupcakes are wannabe cakes [cupcakes are better]
  18. whether or not different colored m&m’s have different flavors, although it’s sugar coated chocolate
  19. does music shorten your life [NOOOOOOOO!!!]

Ok, there’s my list.

Please don’t yell at me. I’m just a messanger.

(Blame Shadro. Even though he had nothing to do with this list.)